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Stop Buying Sh*t | Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

Stop Buying Sh*t | Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

$27.99 CAD
$27.99 CAD
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This heavyweight cotton t-shirt is a durable staple product with a classic fit. One of the most popular items, it has a relaxed style made for everyday and casual wear

  • Seamless double-needle collar
  • Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
  • 100% cotton
  • Taped neck and shoulders for durability


Size guide



  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (cm) 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 83.8 86 89
B) Half Chest (cm) 45.7 50.8 55.9 61 66 71.1 76 81


Care Instructions

General The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices
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